SUPER HAPPY FAMILY
Hey tavros you ever heared of the evil kfc man who takes away all the chicken nuggets from naughty little trolls?

nO! bUT, tHANK YOU mR. aNON, nOW i CAN, uH, rEAD ABOUT, hIM AND PROTECT MY NUGGETS BETTER,

Heyyy, I'm, uhh...<p>G@mzee'$ girlfriend :33</p><p>@re we old enough to live in @ $eper@te hive? X33</p><p>Ple@$e? We're both OK with it! :DD</p> ((Gog, I hope those codes work D:))

NO.

Tav, have you heard of McDonald's 20 piece chicken nuggets?

hEY MOM, cAN WE GO TO„,

DON’T GIVE HIM ANY IDEAS.

Tavros, if Gamzee might get in trouble again if he found out you were bullied, what happened the first time? Did he do something bad?

yEAH, iT WAS, uH, rEALLY BAD,

mOM DOESN’T WANT US TO, uM, tALK ABOUT IT,

gAMZEE DOESN’T REMEMBER AND, iT WOULD HURT HIM IF HE, rEMEMBERED, aND i DON’T WANT HIM TO, hURT, sO WE DON’T TALK ABOUT IT,

Tavros really is having trouble with bullies at school, though.

sHHHHHH, dON’T TELL MOM,

pLEASE,

i CAN, uH, hANDLE IT MYSELF, rEALLY,

i DON’T WANT TO, wORRY MOM OR, uM, dAD, tHEY HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT, wITH gAMZEE AND eRIDAN,

lawmajorlibra:

biscuitlikeboundlessness:

spazzykat:

zukosflamingnipples:

stupidreindeer:

demonstarr13:

creative-license:

…why do i want it

omg why is this on my dash
forever american sob

I might be American but.
I’m not enough of a pig to eat this. This is disgusting.
Just like that 30 gallon thing of Coca Cola or whatever.

fuq u dis looks delicious 

quick
tavros
protect them

it’s a nest of chicken nuggets omg

((I WANT TO SMASH MY FACE AND CHOW DOWN ON THIS SHIT))
((FUCK YOUR SHIT MICKY DEES MAKES THE BEST NUGGETS))

uH, mOM, i THINK THIS IS A REALLY GOOD IDEA&#8222;,
wE SHOULD, uH, GO BUY ALL OF THE CHICKEN NUGGETS&#8222;,
aLL OF THEM&#8222;,
aND WE SHOULD BUILD, uH, A NEST FOR THEM SO THEY CAN BE WARM AND HAPPY&#8222;,
pLEASE 

lawmajorlibra:

biscuitlikeboundlessness:

spazzykat:

zukosflamingnipples:

stupidreindeer:

demonstarr13:

creative-license:

…why do i want it

omg why is this on my dash

forever american sob

I might be American but.

I’m not enough of a pig to eat this. This is disgusting.

Just like that 30 gallon thing of Coca Cola or whatever.

fuq u dis looks delicious 

quick

tavros

protect them

it’s a nest of chicken nuggets omg

((I WANT TO SMASH MY FACE AND CHOW DOWN ON THIS SHIT))

((FUCK YOUR SHIT MICKY DEES MAKES THE BEST NUGGETS))

uH, mOM, i THINK THIS IS A REALLY GOOD IDEA„,

wE SHOULD, uH, GO BUY ALL OF THE CHICKEN NUGGETS„,

aLL OF THEM„,

aND WE SHOULD BUILD, uH, A NEST FOR THEM SO THEY CAN BE WARM AND HAPPY„,

pLEASE 

Hey Eridan, I bet you actually like your brother Tav don't you no matter how mean you are to him. Do you ever help Tavros with sick fires?

i set him on fire once, yes. it wwas only his horn, howwevver. i just wwanted to see if they wwere flammable.

uHH,, mOOOMMM,, eRIDAN SUPERGLUED THIS BUCKET TO MY HORN,, }:( aND THEN HE RAN AWAY AGAIN,, uHH,, iTS REALLY STARTING TO BOTHER ME,, cOULD YOU GET IT OFF,,

WHAT THE FUCK. FUCK, HOLD STILL.

Hey there Nepeta I have some stuff you might like. It's just catnip, do you wanna try some? All the cool kids are doing it. Don't you want to be cool too?

:33< uhhh

:33< I should ask my mom33 first

Hi Momkat and John!
Do your kids ever take friends home?

MORE KIDS TO ADD TO THE MADNESS? I DON’T THINK SO.