SUPER HAPPY FAMILY
John. John. John. John. Why are you letting your wife hose your child down?

but he DOES need a bath…

do you know how impossible it is to bathe this child with all the nagging and crying involved?

KARKY I'M HERE TO VISIT MY GRANDKIDS
OPEN UP I HAVE CANDY

OH MY GOD DAD GET OUT.

NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE.

Excuse me, Ms. Karkat? Yeah, your son Eridan is crying in my bushes again. Are you gonna get him or do I need to hose him again?

JUST HOSE HIM DOWN, HE NEEDS A BATH.

Tavros, you really should let them know if you're in trouble! That's what family's for; just look at your parents' shitty movies!
Karkat, how the HELL did you end up the mother?!

VERY SIMPLE. MY FUCKASS HUSBAND IMPREGNANTED ME WITH HIS FUCKASS SPERM AND LO, A FUCKASS BABY WAS BORN UNTO US NINE MONTHS LATER. IT WAS DISGUSTING AND EXTREMELY DISTURBING. IS THAT ENOUGH EXPLANATION FOR YOU?

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:33 < mamakat, can I purrlease go to the furry convention? It seems like so much fuuuuuun :((

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. NO, YOU CAN’T GO. GO TO YOUR ROOM.

...hypothetically, how would the family react if they found out that Tavros was hypothetically being bullied at school?

Hypothetically.

oH„, uH, i-I DON’T THINK THAT NEEDS TO„, cOME TO ANYONES ATTENTION, rEALLY„„„„„„

iTS NOT THAT BAD„, pLEASE DON’T TELL ANYONE„, i DON’T WANT GAMZEE TO GET IN TROUBLE AGAIN„, }:(

Eridan, you might want to consider... killing yourself.

People seem to be confusing your family with unhappyfamilystuck.

not surprised